by Bri Brey
Fucking Nextdoor. A hub for every person in Portland with too much time on their hands, something super lame to get rid of, or a suspicion that every person that walks in their neighborhood is scoping their house.
Here are just a few maddening emails I've received this week:
This one took longer to type than to go to the store and solve the problem it's addressing:
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NO.
This email that answer's it's own question in the subject:
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Surely it couldn't belong to ATLAS CIDER.
Or this one if you want a tub of already opened yogurt FOR FREE:
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Why would I want that?
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Did you get any ridiculous emails from your neighbors on Nextdoor this week? We can commiserate! Tell us about it! Send you annoying Nextdoor emails to bbrey@portlandmercury.com.
